Friday, June 26, 2009

Rum and Coke.

Actual post from my Facebook profile:

Is it just me,or is the man's voice on "Bejeweled Blitz" really appealing? "ONE MINUTE. GOooOOOoo..." And then, when you're doing well? He COMPLIMENTS you! And the voice is so deep and resonating, that you turn the volume up to make the air vibrate around you even though it draws the kids into the room asking "What is that noise?" And you're all "QUIET!!!! I'm trying to break my record! Sparkly jewels! Porno voice! " Just me?

(Just in case the post below was too depressing.)

This is what I actually type on Facebook. This is the kind of update that regularly occupies the profile of my full name. Little Mini-posts (like Twitter! Only they last longer! And I understand the layout better!) about lightning bugs, liquerererer (how you spell? hic.) and my sleeping habits. RIVETING stuff.

The site that has former teachers, parents of my Cub Scouts, and my mother-in-law reading (Hi Gerry!). I actually write this stuff down and leave it out there for all the world to see and remember.

All class.

This proves that I will most definitely embarrass myself at BlogHer this year. Without a doubt. But going into it, expecting to make a fool of myself, is a bit liberating! It's ok! I'm that blogger who gets off on the Bejeweled guy!

That said, I need your comments, people. I want to know each and every one of you who are going to be at BlogHer in some shape or form. Come out, come out! Wherever you are! I am going to be busy this weekend, so I fully expect to see lots of little voices below telling me who's going, who's stopping by, and whose heart is broken that they can't meet me in person because they love me to pieces. I want my list of faces to be looking for. And I want it NOW.

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