Florida Vacation, 2015

We went to Orlando in June. It was the bomb. Unbelievably HOT (who would have thought?), but incredibly fun.

Universal Studios was awesome! We got Orlando Flex passes which gave us access to the Universal parks, Sea World (I know, I know), and two water parks, so we went to a theme park Every. Single. Day. And a dream of mine finally came true.

I got to go to Hogwarts.

IT'S AMAZING. If you suspend your adult brain, just a tiny bit, you will have the time of your life. And so, I did. I let go of about 30 of my years and had the time of my life pretending that I had actually arrived at Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade. When we flew with Harry on The Forbidden Journey and Escape from Gringotts, I WAS REALLY THERE. All in, folks. Allll in.

This must be what it feels like for 4 year olds at Disney World.

Eating at the Leaky Cauldron. THE LEAKY CAULDRON.

 Butter Beer, Gilly Water, Pumpkin Juice... We had it all.

 Wands that work, BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DO! They cost a pretty penny, but these were the only souvenirs we got the kids. AND you can't really go to Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley without going to Ollivander's, can you? The answer is No. You cannot.

 I know we spent hours over the course of our week in Ollivander's. These two pulled every. Single. wand from the shelves, no joke. NO. JOKE. I think Evan would have just stayed in there if we had let him.

 While the actual train ride between the parks itself is merely "Meh", it was still pretty cool getting in line at Platform 9 & 3/4. Plus, it's WAY faster than having to walk from one park all the way to the other one.

 Hagrid's Hut is in line for the Flight of The Hippogriff. If you happen upon it when the line is about 2 minutes long, then do it. Otherwise, seriously, pass it up. Super short ride, crazy slow line. The Dragon Challenge is WAY better and the line moves insanely fast through the abandoned castle.

 I had really hoped that George and Fred would make an appearance in their shop. Or that something would explode. Nothing did, but it was definitely loud and crazy and had all of the tricks and jokes you would expect to find.

 In line for Forbidden Journey, AGAIN. (We rode it at least 3 times). This line might seem long, but it is sooooo worth it. YOU GO THROUGH THE CASTLE. The really real Hogwarts. I'm serious. This is the real deal.

I said it. I did. "Sherbert Lemon!" That griffin totally spun around IN MY MIND.

Holy crap, there were goblins. COUNTING GOLD.

 REAL FREAKING GOBLINS.

 These two got to hang out all week which made our lives with the Teenager Who Despises Heat way more tolerable. This is right around the time that Kayla admitted she had never watched all of the movies and NEVER READ ANY OF THE BOOKS. We allowed her to stay with us, but just barely.

HONEYDUKES!! Candy and air conditioning. Two of our favorite things.

If you go to Universal, don't skip the shops in Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade. Take the time to really explore, because they are amazing. And definitely don't forget to go down Knockturn Alley! The kids used their wands and made all of the creepy spells work and Corinne scared the living @#$# out of me when she put a pretend rat on my foot while we were in Borgin and Burkes. I screamed loud enough to make her laugh and other customers stop and turn. This has become one of her favorite memories. So...yay. Little brat.

 Did you know there are other things besides Harry Potter at Universal Studios? There are. The Mummy ride was a really awesome surprise. If you go, do not walk past this ride!

If these were just a little bit cheaper, I might have been convinced...

 Ice cream for dinner because VACATION. (Also, ice cream for breakfast because you can't take ice cream and toppings on an airplane.)

 On one of the hottest days, we went to Sea World and had a really good time, despite the misgivings of Evan and me. (Ever watch BlackFish? Yeah.) Still, the roller coasters were awesome and there were several animal experiences that were worth the trip. We left early so that we could go back to our rental house, eat Chinese food, and swim. And swim we did.

 I'm starting to really see the resemblance that everyone talks about.

 Renting a house is SO WORTH IT. We paid about $800 for a 4 bedroom, 2 bath with a game room and a pool that overlooked a golf course. FOR 9 NIGHTS. Yeah. Do the math, and try to find a hotel that can even come close to comparing. SO WORTH IT.

These kids swam in the early morning and as late as we wanted. Sometimes for just a half hour while we sat on the deck with our beers and said "Holy shit, this is a good vacation."

Right behind that attractive man is a tree with Spanish freaking moss on it...And a black bird that stole golf balls off of the course. It was an extra entertainment watching golfers in garish clothing searching for balls in 100 degree heat.

And because we were in Florida over Father's Day, we surprised this guy with an air boat ride in the swamp!

5 alligators, 3 cows, 1 turtle and hundreds of birds later, we left with smiles on our faces. It was amazing. We used The Spirit of the Swamp, if you're looking for a recommendation. For the price, experience, and customer service, it was worth it.

My God, so many memories were made...

She's ALIIIIVE!!!!

Oh, hello! How've you been? Mmm.-hmmm... ~ nods and smiles ~ Glad to hear it. Hope you're having a good fall.

Where have I been? Well, I've been busy with all of the trees and hiking and beer drinking and romantic nights alone with my husband. I guess it's not too shocking that I didn't really miss the internet on my unplanned vacation from web connection, is it?

Let the oversharing of vacation photos commence!

The Waters of Minocqua, WI. Great hiking trails behind the hotel. A good choice, but there are hundreds of options in this area for hotels that are beautiful...

 The photos of the colors honestly don't do it justice. I know we spent about 43% of our time in Wisconsin saying "Wow! Look at that tree!"

 Wildwood Wildlife Park... I was expecting a small park and was surprised that it was actually a REALLY nice ZOO complete with lions, tigers and bears. And a pesky goat that tried to eat my brochure. This is a pic of me giving a bottle of sugar water to a black bear; see the claws?

 When you go to a historical museum in a small town on your anniversary trip, does that mean you are getting old?

 FYI, the crank phone in the basement of the museum didn't work. And my cell phone had lousy reception, too. I should probably write them a letter about that.

 Yes. I got out of the car to take a picture by the giant loon... Yes, people were honking.

 Even the heavens above shine upon me and Pat.

 We want to take the kids to this campground next time. Bent's Camp in Northern Wisconsin. Gorgeous area.

 Honey, you're "such a handsome man!"

 

 I thought this tree was a telephone pole when I first saw its trunk....

See that little speck at the left of the tree's base? That's me for perspective....

Enough of that nature shizzle. Time for BEER!

Surprising amount of people at the Beef-A-Rama in Minocqua, WI...

Oooh! Riddle of the day: What do you get when you sit on a tree stump at a festival in Northern Wisconsin? A SAPPY ASS.

Can I "rawr" for myself? I should ask Jules. She knows about these things...

 I gotta tell you, the small town folk know how to party at their festivals. Beer was a-flowing and the "Red Cup" (not to be confused with the Red SOLO Cup) ladies were feeling fine by noon.

 This bar? This bar had great beer and gorgeous views from every window and balcony. I'd like to comment on their food, but we weren't exactly there for the vittles...

 HA!

 Beer....

 Beer...

 No internet connection!!!

4 days with the only person in my household that I actually CHOSE out of everyone else in the world. I love my kids, but Pat's my best friend. And I LIKE to hang out with him! Go figure.

Happy 15 Year Anniversary, honey!