Thursday, November 13, 2008

Don't call ASPCA



"Oh, come here, Smudgie. Come here, girl. It's ok. I won't pull your tail or nuffin. You such a goooood girl, Smudge. Come on..."

(muffled Merrrooowwww)

"Corinne! Leave the cat alone!!"

"Oh Smudge, it's ok... It's ok, girl. I won't do dat again. I pwomise. Come here, girl..."

(louder, muffled Meerrrrroooowwwww!!)

"CORINNE THERESA!! Leave the cat alone!!"

"Oh Smudge..."

Rinse and repeat.

And Repeat.

And insert "Dakota" for "Smudge" as she corners a different cat.

And you will have a perfect vision of the past hour at my home.

Maybe the whole "dog idea" should be put on a back burner, eh?

12 comments:

Melissa Martin said...

Sounds like my house on a daily basis! With 4 cats and a dog there's lots to choose from.

You've got some patient kitties!

CaraBee said...

Hey, at least they're nice-ish about it. Those cats are huge, btw!

Unknown said...

We have the same thing here. Leave the claws long. It's the only way they learn.

Anonymous said...

Those kitties are almost as big as she is! Bridget does the same thing. I caught her doing "wheel-barrow" with one of the kittens when it was only a few months old. I'm suspecting the reason we had to take it to the vet for a leg injury was B-R-I-D-G-E-T.

Lynsey said...

LOL....poor cats! :)

Alex Elliot said...

That's the same story in our house! In fact last night we heard loud crying and apparently one of the cats had finally nipped one of the boys.

Maternal Mirth said...

Your house sounds a lot like my house with all those muffled "merrroooows".

we are reilly said...

Oh, my preschooler LOVES her cat too -- "come her poohkie", "let's play poohkie". our cat lets her drag him around for only so long, then the claws come out! I had to send her to school on her 2nd day of school with scratches all up and down BOTH of her arms -- it was a bit embarrassing...thought I was going to get a call from DCFS. For some reason, my daughter doesn't learn...she keeps dragging the cat around and he keeps scratching her...

Anonymous said...

The cat is almost as big as she is!

Don Mills Diva said...

What a sweet cat!

It's the same thing at our house and big ole Horace is so patient it's unbelieveable..

Gettysburg Mom said...

At least she's not picking the cat up by it's head. And it is a sort of testament to her strength that she CAN pick up that cat. What do you feed the felines in your house? Is it squirrels instead of Friskies?

Michelle said...

that cat is almost as big as she is! LOL

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