As I'm clipping her toenails on the patio (yay for spring! No nail clippings in the house anymore!) I ask Corinne to tell me a story, so as to distract her from bouncing all over the lawn chair and avoid from causing flesh wounds.
"Ok! Once upon a time, there was a leeeetle mommy named Mommy-beautiful-shirt. She had a beauuuutiful shirt on wif green and pink and letters and A,B,C,D,E,F,G... (sung)
...and she had a shoe on and the phone rang. And she has some coffee and a 'puter and a juice box. She had a leeeeetle girl named CORinnnnneee! And she has some blue eyes, and Evan has brown eyes like I have some brown eyes.
And I have a beauuuutiful dress on. The end."