Why is it that injuring your mommy is hysterical to a 1 year old? And to your husband, 7 year old and 4 year old for that matter?
Apparently, it is a RIOT to climb onto your mom's back when she is lying on the floor and bounce up and down as HARD AS YOU CAN on the rugburn spots on Mommy's back (ummm... don't ask?) as Mom screeches in pain.
Apparently, this is fun for the whole family (sans Mom).
Apparently, it is NOT OK for Mommy to put a stop to this activity without inciting the wrath of the demon baby upon the rest of the family for 15 minutes.
So, Mommy takes one for the team and lets little demon baby bounce on her back while she winces and shrieks.
Man. This was SO not in that Mommy handbook I never got...
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