Monday, April 02, 2012

Things overheard at a boy sleepover should remain unheard by a mother's ears...

14 rounds of "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

That's not a bomb, you idiot! Oh crap!

Douchebag!

Touche, pussycat.

I'm going to hide in my sleeping bag and be private for a minute.

...and noooobody wants to know what you're doing in there, man.

Daddy, you aren't eating the popcorn out of that bowl, are you?!? (Cue Patrick freezing with a look of horror on his face.)

12 rounds of: Party pooper! Pooper! Pooper!

Dude, look at my "sack." I put all of my clothes and stuff into this big, black SACK. You guys wanna see my sack? Heh, heh.

Dude? why you hitting me on the head? I'm just innocently rolling up my sleeping bag!

Let's go play Hunger Games outside again!
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