I think it's a cruel trick of the Cotton Industry that their material always shrinks at just the moment that my ass grows. Someone should look into the timing of chocolate advertisements, too. I'll betcha they up their media exposure every 28 days.
There is probably some conspiracy between the chocolate and fabric industries.
And the government.
And maybe even God.
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That's what he said.
I so totally agree.
I bought 4 different candy bars yesterday. Someone better warn the yoga pants.
Hi I came over from Joyce at On The Road Again..love your sense of humor...looking forward to reading your past and future posts..
Hi There!
Just stumbled on your blog and would love to say hello. I am your newest follower and enjoy your posts- this is funny as heck and I can totally relate.
Hey, I've been away and am just getting back to life. Sorry about your shrinkage. It happens to the best of us.
By the way, I'm tweeting now. I'll try to find you at lunch but if you read this soon, I'm MarkCHimes1. I think? m.
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