Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Too long for Twitter

I think it's a cruel trick of the Cotton Industry that their material always shrinks at just the moment that my ass grows. Someone should look into the timing of chocolate advertisements, too. I'll betcha they up their media exposure every 28 days.

There is probably some conspiracy between the chocolate and fabric industries.

And the government.

And maybe even God.

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