Overheard and Misunderstood
Originally posted in Sep, 2010
"Muwaaahaaa-haaa!! Suck on My Titty!"
Recently shouted from the bathroom where I was blow-drying my hair:
"WHAAAAATTT?!?! WHAT did you just say?!??"
Mouth completely open, I turned off the hair dryer:
"WHAT? Suck on my What?!?"
I furiously opened the door and flew down the hall to where my boys were playing Lego Batman on the DS. Before the fire in my eyes scorched them, I needed clarification:
"Ok. What? Suck on my WHAT?"
Clearly thinking his mother was a lunatic, Evan slowly stated,
"Suck-a-ma-ta-ting. I'm sucking up these Legos on the screen. See?"
Sure enough, his tilted Ds showed a little guy sucking up Legos so fast that he needed a new word to describe it. Hence, 'Suckamatating.'