Tuesday, February 22, 2011

My Little Runaway...

Er, "On," that is.

As in: Sentence. Run ON sentence.

Because I've got one. A couple, actually...

Have you ever done something out of character (like forget to call home and say "I'm going to be way late!") and then give a half-ass apology because while you can acknowledge that what you did was wrong, it felt kind of like payback for all of the times you've paced the floors, frantically worrying about the location of that same someone who was supposed to be home by 1 or 2 and finally strolled in around 5 am, so you try to justify your wrong choice to balance things out?

Have you ever thought "But things are SO uneven in this situation! There's no reason for me to feel this ashamed about being irresponsible when I ALWAYS CALL!!" and then you found your inner-self shaking her finger at your idiotic outer-self, spouting off cliches in her best Mom Voice: "Two wrongs don't make a Right! Treat others as you want to be treated! And while I have your attention; Floss your teeth!"

Have you ever?
~~~
Sorry.

5 comments:

Fairly Odd Mother said...

Yes. Definitely yes.

Michelle said...

Moi? Never! Nope, not once. And I never felt outsizedly guilty, either.

And grrr that stupid "you won" thing again. Boo spam! :)

Stacia said...

At least now he knows what it feels like. And that always gives me a little satisfaction, even if my inner Mom Voice is admonishing me.

Mary said...

Definitely yes. Sometimes when thing got on the nerves, it can't be helped.

Feliz4life said...

LOL No cause someone walking in at 5am without calling would've already gotten the "mujer loca!"

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