Just to be clear: it is never ok to continually comment on someone else's child's faults (to my face!) while extremely downplaying your own kid's problems. Not. O. K.
Have I mentioned that I am not very fond of grasshoppers? I am particularly wary of big bugs that I cannot squash without hearing the crunch. Add that to the whole flying at my face/hair level and you will find me squealing (like a girl! Fancy that!) and running into the house.
The grasshoppers lately are HUGE and EVERYwhere. Yayyyy.....