Don't throw grapes at the ceiling fan!
Please don't ankle pick your sister!
We can NOT cannonball off of the couch!!! I don't care WHO dared you to do it!!
Now you know: you won't glow if you eat a lightning bug, so please don't do it again!!
The next person to deliberately toot on Mommy is getting a wet willy. *
We are NOT going to throw all of Daddy's firecrackers in the fire pit!!
Write down something you never thought you'd EVER say from this holiday weekend (or from Canada Day for my friends up North, eh?) and leave it in the comments. I'd love to come back from a day of cake, corn on the cob and fireworks to find a slew of one-liners. Seriously? That would make my day!
Have a happy and safe Fourth of July!!
*lick finger and insert into ear. GROSS.
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Stop telling the baby to "drop a deuce"! We don't talk to girls that way!
Happy 4th!
"You can not go to the park naked!"
Joshua, we do NOT bite our puppy on the bottom!
Joshua, please do not lift up Mama's skirt in front of the company.
Oh yeah, I could go on all day...
"Robby, get that out of your mouth, it's covered in your brother's blood!"
Beth
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"No I will not get naked & sit in your pool!!" (to my naked daughter sitting in her pool - with family around us)
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