Thursday, March 20, 2008

Not that I'd know any of this firsthand, but...

Here are a few things that you shouldn't ignore:

After asking your 2 year old what she's doing and the response is:
"Oh, I not doing nuffing, Mommy..."

A chair being pushed across the kitchen floor. Never leads to anything good. Especially if you keep gum on the counter....

A thud, a crinkling wrapper, a sudden quietness. None of these are good sounds. All lead to a jumping child from a high point, stolen candy, and the discovery of how fun it is to shoot tampons like "rocket launchers" across the room...
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