Recently shouted from the family room:
"Muwaaahaaa-haaa!! Suck on My Titty!"
Recently shouted from the bathroom where I was blow-drying my hair:
"WHAAAAATTT?!?! WHAT did you just say?!??"
"Suckonmahtitty!!"
Mouth completely open, I turned off the hair dryer:
"WHAT? Suck on my What?!?"
"Tatty."
"TITTY?!?"
"Tatty."
I furiously opened the door and flew down the hall to where my boys were playing Lego Batman on the DS. Before the fire in my eyes scorched them, I needed clarification:
"Ok. What? Suck on my WHAT?"
Clearly thinking his mother was a lunatic, Evan slowly stated,
"Suck-a-ma-ta-ting. I'm sucking up these Legos on the screen. See?"
Sure enough, his tilted Ds showed a little guy sucking up Legos so fast that he needed a new word to describe it. Hence, 'Suckamatating.'
Clearly.
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18 comments:
Whoa for a minute there, I thought Cat Woman was going to get her mouth washed out with soap!
(would have loved to see your face...)
LOL hillarious :).
omg that is so funny!! (my son does thing slike this, but usually he is actually saying what I was really hoping he wasn't....lol)
You got me. I totally thought it was going to be Corinne stuck on a kitty.
That's how it would have shook out around these parts at least.
ok that sounds like something my boys would say while playing their DS too. too funny :)
BWAHahahhahahahahahah!! :D I totally would have done the same thing...
LOL!
lol funny. my little sunshine and me played Lego funeral today (yeah, i know)and his made up song at the ceremony had the chorus "oh all my hotties" .. i let it pass.
Clearly :-D Your kids are hilarious! You should totally have your own TV series ;-)
OMG!!! haaaa So funny!
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http://lisafergus.blogspot.com/
Thanks alot! Just spit coffee all over the computer screen! LOLOLOL!
Hilarious. Love it. My reaction would have been the same. Whhhaaattt???!!!
muhahahahaha-- Awesome. Any time I hear something questionable from my kids, I swear it's something they heard from me. I think I'm correct about that.
Haha! This is so funny!
I nearly spit out my tea laughing. Thanks for great start to my morning!
Hysterical!
Ha! Thank goodness you have a blog to document these things!
Suckamatating. It's so obvious. Sha.
Suckonmatitty! That was hilarious ,should have seen it in personal=) I would have done the very same thing Hahahah!
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