Rawr. Reposting something funny (it is, damnit) because I am anything BUT amusing today.
Originally posted Tuesday, November 10, 2009
This is not a request for porn. I MEAN IT.
"Ooh! Mommy! You're wearing lipstick! Can I have some, too?!?"
And then Patrick inquires, with a puzzled look on his face,
"You're wearing lipstick? What's with all the make up lately?"
And by "All the makeup lately" he means that I have washed my face every day and applied a bare minimum to cover any pimples or paleness before the little boy I babysit arrives around 1:30.
Which is more concerning? The amazing make-up sensing abilities of Corinne, or the fact that a little glossy lipstick and blush causes Patrick to be alarmed? I'm sure he was picturing me primping and preening for some random guy (I DO get a lot of UPS deliveries for reviews...) and the words "lipstick" and "showered" *falling in 2 consecutive days caused a few red flags to go up. I should be flattered, right? Because this is how I look on my "made-up days" at home:
I KNOW. The hotness is frying the circuits on MY computer, TOO! Sorry bout that.
Also? When trying to take a picture of yourself? It is advisable that you stop after 1 or 2. Otherwise, THIS is what tends to occur as a result...
What? It's just me? I'm the oooonly one who does this? As if. Come on. FESS UP. Show me your weirdest pics. (But this? This is not a request for nakey nakey shots. Those? Those you can send to my email). ***
*By showered 2 consecutive days, I mean that I managed to wipe the necessary parts of my body with a wet washcloth on one of those days.**
**Don't judge me.
*** please don't send them to my email.