Saturday, February 19, 2011

Current Evanisms...

"Witty" is one word to describe my 8 year old, Evan.

Sarcastic, comical, quick-tongued? Yes, yes and Yes.

I desperately wish that I were able to record every phrase that escapes from his mouth; his comedy alone would elevate my blog's readership by the thousands...


While discussing Pat's upcoming birthday details:

"Daddy, you can NOT have a surprise party for your 40th birthday!"

"Why not?"

"You can NOT handle that kind of surprise at your age! Can you say 'heart attack'?"


Wednesday evening on the couch in front of the Xbox. Evan is shooting zombies left and right. Guts are flying at the screen and he is joyfully squealing at their demise. Never tearing his eyes from the television, he raises his eyebrows maniacally and murmurs:

"Your son is enjoying this way too much. Mom and Dad: Should you be worried about your son? Oooohhh yesssss...."

He continues to murder the undead* while Patrick and I choke on our popcorn.


*Oxymoron? Can one murder that which is already dead? Are zombies dead? They're "undead" so that would imply that they AREN'T dead, right? Somebody 'splain.


Balancing Lisa said...

lol!!!! The surprise party comment is my favorite!! too funny!

Feliz4life said...

rofl! hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Kids really do say the funniest things!

Manic Mommy said...

Love the play-by-play!

And why do they (the zombies) eat brains?

The Adventures of Princess Zaria said...

I, too, liked the surprise party comment. LOL. Kids are so funny.

Alexandra said...

I love my children and what they say. I write it all down..they are the best comedians in the world and make me laugh harder than anyone I KNOW!

How are you, girl?

anymommy said...

I'm not sure that you can murder the undead. He's too smart and you are in big trouble.

Stacia said...

Sounds like he's gonna be the next Seth Meyers. Definite SNL material! =>

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