Sunday, September 19, 2010

Overheard and Misunderstood

Recently shouted from the family room:

"Muwaaahaaa-haaa!! Suck on My Titty!"

Recently shouted from the bathroom where I was blow-drying my hair:

"WHAAAAATTT?!?! WHAT did you just say?!??"

"Suckonmahtitty!!"

Mouth completely open, I turned off the hair dryer:

"WHAT? Suck on my What?!?"

"Tatty."

"TITTY?!?"

"Tatty."

I furiously opened the door and flew down the hall to where my boys were playing Lego Batman on the DS. Before the fire in my eyes scorched them, I needed clarification:

"Ok. What? Suck on my WHAT?"

Clearly thinking his mother was a lunatic, Evan slowly stated,

"Suck-a-ma-ta-ting. I'm sucking up these Legos on the screen. See?"

Sure enough, his tilted Ds showed a little guy sucking up Legos so fast that he needed a new word to describe it. Hence, 'Suckamatating.'

Clearly.

18 comments:

Manic Mommy said...

Whoa for a minute there, I thought Cat Woman was going to get her mouth washed out with soap!

(would have loved to see your face...)

Anne said...

LOL hillarious :).

Sarah RDH said...

omg that is so funny!! (my son does thing slike this, but usually he is actually saying what I was really hoping he wasn't....lol)

Gettysburg Mom said...

You got me. I totally thought it was going to be Corinne stuck on a kitty.

That's how it would have shook out around these parts at least.

Tonya said...

ok that sounds like something my boys would say while playing their DS too. too funny :)

Anonymous said...

BWAHahahhahahahahahah!! :D I totally would have done the same thing...

WhisperingWriter said...

LOL!

KayK said...

lol funny. my little sunshine and me played Lego funeral today (yeah, i know)and his made up song at the ceremony had the chorus "oh all my hotties" .. i let it pass.

Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heels said...

Clearly :-D Your kids are hilarious! You should totally have your own TV series ;-)

Lisa Fergus said...

OMG!!! haaaa So funny!
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Lynsey said...

Thanks alot! Just spit coffee all over the computer screen! LOLOLOL!

Debbie said...

Hilarious. Love it. My reaction would have been the same. Whhhaaattt???!!!

mrs. q. said...

muhahahahaha-- Awesome. Any time I hear something questionable from my kids, I swear it's something they heard from me. I think I'm correct about that.

Doll Clothes Gal Pal said...

Haha! This is so funny!

Shari said...

I nearly spit out my tea laughing. Thanks for great start to my morning!

Angie, "Yo' Navy Mama." said...

Hysterical!

CaraBee said...

Ha! Thank goodness you have a blog to document these things!

Suckamatating. It's so obvious. Sha.

Melissa said...

Suckonmatitty! That was hilarious ,should have seen it in personal=) I would have done the very same thing Hahahah!

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