Sunday, July 11, 2010

Beer at 10 am on a Sunday...

Fate, she is a bitch.

Leave the internet hanging with an "announcement" like the one below, and Fate will eventually get fed up and strike back. You'll prance into your house late on Saturday night after a lovely dinner at a Brazilian steakhouse spent with your equally happy husband only to stop short, pulling your face into a pucker;

"WHAT is that SMELL?!?"

That wonderfully toxic aroma wafts from none other than your side by side fridge which has decided to take a little hiatus and allow its contents to melt and stink up the joint.

Oh, Fate! You cruel little wench! Try though you might, forcing me to empty out my fridge and freezer on a Sunday morning fails to lessen my joy over the mysterious news that I cannot wait to share. If this is the ying to my yang, then I will happily scour the walls and drawers of my Amana. I will joyfully phone an appliance service and schedule a potentially costly repair. And your attempts to bring me down won't work this time!

Instead, you have allowed me the reason to drink a beer on a Sunday morning so as not to waste it...

9 comments:

Joy said...

LOL! Enjoy your beer, but I am sorry that you have to spend your morning cleaning out the fridge... :)

Eliza said...

Oh no! So sorry to hear about your fridge! Ours crapped out on us a few months ago.

Can't wait to hear the exciting news you've dangled....

Adventures In Babywearing said...

Oh no! But what IS this news!?

Steph

anymommy said...

Love it. Cheers.

Mom24 said...

Bottoms Up! Can't wait to hear the news!

With us, it always seems like one step forward, two steps back. :) Hope it's not an expensive repair.

Megryansmom said...

Oh man that sucks! By process of elimination I am trying to figure out your news. So far I know you're not pregnant, the beer gave that away. Stop being such a tease and spill!

Elaine said...

LOL! I'm so sorry you had to do that on the day of rest! ;)

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colbymarshall said...

Sunday morning beer! Startin your day off with the breakfast of champions :-)

Stacia said...

It's never too early (or late) for a beer! Cheers! =>

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